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We’re watching TV. A romance show is on, where they stand on vast fields of green.
– I’ve been waiting for it for meons!
Lav turns to me.
– Don’t you mean… me-ons?
– Meowns!
I stand on my four feet.
– Look! They are bickering, too.
– …
Let’s sit down and see what’s next.
– Yeah.
Roll credits.
= Aw man!!!
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The Start-up of Yu
Kyoko manifests her ☆=leadership=☆ voice:
“Have you ever wanted an army of yu’s?
Then good job, that’s the first step.
Understanding why you want a yu in yur life can be a pivot point.
You were born a dictator.
This doesn’t mean you were born to lead an army of yu’s into battle.”
– Really?
– “In fact, most people shouldn’t lead an army of yu’s into battle.”
Yeah! You gotta take care of them, feed them, scrub their backs, amirite?
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Another day, another intellectual discussion. Today’s main concern is…
netorare!
= What?!
Kyoko commences the battle.
– Your Honor, I stand by the opinion that netorare is sexy.
The judge, Lav, solemnly speaks.
– [Bring it on, b***h!] Fire away, KyonKyon.
– Okay. First of all, netorare displays the full extent of the female body’s beauty.
– Mm-hmm.
– How do you know what that booty can do without some experimentation? It’s like virility but for ladies.
– Mm-hmm, you got a point.
– Secondly, netorare is a sin. And all sins are sexy!!
– I, uh… I have doubts about that.
Thonk thonk, the hammer drops.
– Okay, your turn, Lav.
– On it.
I stand that netorare is unsexy!
– Okay. And why so?
– It might be sexy for new challengers, but for their partners–their wives, how can they touch the same way after their partner exploited netorare as a kink tool?
– Quawk!
Thonk thonk.
– Silence, Kyoko.
– How can you ever feel the same when she has taken a dip on other pepol?! *furious hand signs* Yaaaaaa–
– Your Honor!
– Yes, Kyoko?
– I stand that netorare is unsexy.
– And why is that?
– Because my wife says so.