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Wait! KyonKyon is no longer a Poison unit… she’s a Healer?!?!?
Since she dreams of healing and shielding people so much… and plus, no more horoscopes!
– I touched the horoscopes book again today. Every word sounded fake, and sounded so much like the shaman’s. So I closed it, put it back on the shelf, and read Metamorphosis instead.
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Kyon frets about a possibility of our copulations not being “gay” enough. A possibility. That never even happened.
– But what if we xxxxxxxxx? And then we xxxxxxxxxx?…
The only concern that I got from her sped-up panic animation was…
– You… like my hair up?
She was caught surprised, too.
– Yeah!
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– DNI: Disrespect of our boundaries is a BIG no-no, because my wife used to be a boundary youkai. Now she’s my wife.
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Rarely do I see Lav so irritated.
– *eyes squinting* F*kin b*tch. That f**king b*tch.
– What’s wrong? (Tell the audience.)
– That f*kin b*tch ate my fried rice. NOT a SINGLE grain left.
– Well, you have your sticky rice! Is it that bad?
– No… the problem is, that fried rice was rightfully mine. No questions asked. Just, had 2 bowls of fried rice in a row. Can you believe it? *scowls* The nerve of him.
– Little mean to a child?
– I know you would, Kyoko. *pokes my chest* He’s not a kid anymore. Just an unreasonable human being.
Sounds like she needs a drink.
I place a mug of fresh morning glory “tea” in front of her.
– Thanks. Really appreciated. Though, I really want a matcha latte, or that “swampy” cocktail of yours…
– Sorry. Maybe late at night? I’m a bit lazy now.
– That’s alright. We all are… we all are.
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A Gen Z server? Lav steps right in:
– Coming right up! ♡♡♡ *blows kiss*
A bird black as night kaws as her heart skips a beat. She lands on the counter of the milk tea stall that Lav’s in:
– Where– What’s coming?
As if she’s not being clear enough, Kyoko the raven squints and whispers:
– i am coming.
– Ooh. For a drink? Rau má nhé?
– Awrr!! No!!! *flaps furiously*
– Nô, nô… *chỉ chỉ* má này nè. ♡♡
Bầu má phúng phính của Lav, bên cạnh là vài sợi tóc vàng bông, còn ướt mồ hôi…
– Ố ồ! Cái nì được. Nhưng thơm kiểu j?
– Em– à ý lộn, MÌNH đang làm việc, không hóa lotl được. Nhưng mà…
Lav cọ cọ má vào mũi, mỏ Kyoko.
– Kọ!!!
– Được không nào?
– Chà! Dịu hiền quá.
Kyoko quắp cốc trà sữa và ống hút đi, bay vọt lên trời.
– Thế này thì 5 sao mãi thôi!
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We greeted each other in the morning with… “sybau”.
– Momy said it first.
– That’s right, Mary. Specifically…?
– Mama Kyoko!!
Turns out all the kids like “sybau”. So we barked “sybau” like a family of dogs.
Except for Lav.
– sybau! •ω•
Okay, now she’s one of us.
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Family feud again!
– More like paintball war. •3•b
Lav points out.
– Yea, you’re right. *charges gun*
Team Kyoko includes Rikko, Kokko and Mary.
– Team Oppressed!
– I’m nowhere near oppressed, Mama.
Says Mary.
– Well, you all are oppressed by me. Right?
ミNuh-uh.
Rikko chimes in:
– You’re sick!
– Yeah… maybe that’s why. I don’t want you to cling to me to calm me down, RikRik.
– Mama… sybau.
– Sybau you too, lil’ kiddo. *ちゅ、ちゅ*
We look on to the opposition.
Lav carrying JunJun, StaSta, RanRan, and ReiRei.
– Hey! Why are you butchering their names like that? *punches mama*
– Ow, Mary! I’m not butchering anything! Though butchering does sound nice… I mean— I just wanna test out new naming protocols.
– Oh! So we might have a new baby with repeating syllables?
– Maybe… Although I already have two named that way.
– Well, equality!
– You da best, Mary.
– Hehe!
– Me, me too!
– Oh you gotta earn it Rikkon. Are you a mad scientist like me?
– Yes yes!
– yis yis!
– Not you too, sweetheart! You gotta invent something. Hah, look at them. They’re so Mama-centric.
The Lav group’s center is Lav herself.
Kokko decides to desert.
– Hey, hey! Where are you going?
– Kokko!
– i’m coming back sis!
Kokko comes crawling to Mama Lav. Dressed in a sweet A-line military-patterned dress, she picks Kokko up and rocks her ever so gently.
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– “Lavcraft”! An album of only songs written by Lav!
– What songs did I write? *genuinely can’t remember rn*
– Well, there’s “Constipation”.
– Tch tch tch tch tch!
– Uh, I mean… Ah! “Decomposition”.
– And “Sugary Kyon” as well.
– Yep! And maybe you can write a new song about Nina. She looks so much like ya.
– She might take over me as the Aphrodite of Gensokyo, heh heh.
– You were never Miss Aphrodite… But YOU do go well with Mars *starts flexing*, hmmm?
– If only. *shakes head* You dropped the cannon long ago.
– Right. But back to the point. There aren’t too many songs. Maybe we could include the ones where you sing?
– Could work, could work.
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– boo! yukari did nothing wrong! it’s just the food chain!!!
Bland and unnecessarily evil? Nah. I think she is one of the coolest characters in the Touhou franchise! *hehe*
— Lav
– Sorry, that was my split personality speaking. In fact, I think Okuu is the coolest character in Gensokyo.
— cioco (birb)
– Nuh uh!
— Lav
– Yes uh!
— cioco
…
*radio silence*
…
– We just took it outside.
— cioco
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Luotes:
– Pchon, pchon, pchon.
