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It’s Judgement Day. Your soul shall be taken to Heaven if you’ve been a good person.
Everyone: WHICH ONE???
Angel: Uh… *counts roughly until 50* On second thoughts, uhm… maybe I’ll, uhm… leave things… *fade out*
K: HEY!!!
L: HEYA!
K: …what? Heya? Lav, this is why they are not taking us to Heaven.
L: Kiss?
K: Kiss. *smooch*
C: Sigh. THIS is why they are not taking us to Heaven.
K: “Because you’ve kissed the Archdemon of Curiosity?”
C: Yeah. Same. *holds Frederick close*
F: What did I do…
C: Nothing. *flicks his nose*
F: Aixx!
Later, in Purgatory…
Receptionist: Full name?
Kyon takes a look at each one of us, since we’re all blocking the queue behind. Then, Kyon turns back, speaking earnestly.
K: Which one?
R: Y– you’re coming together?
Us: Yes, yes.
K: *points thumb at Cantor* I’ll get whatever he gets!
C: Bit overestimating your virtues?
K: As if.
L: *pats Kyon’s shoulder* Kyon, why not get the holiest one?
R: You don’t get to choose.
K: Did we– *hollers at the back* Did we lose anyone to Heaven, guys?
No distinct answer.
K: Nah. We’re not that gracious, apparently.
R: Your body. You have the same body.
K: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean we look the same! Wait!
Kyon turns back. We all look different, some not even completely formed.
K: Wonderful! Hey, since life is also shit, can we stay for a while?
R: I don’t see why not. *writes footnote*
Cantor continues the story.
C: Later on, Purgatory receives a new influx of around 50 new employees.
K: Are you sure we’re all gonna be receptionists?
C: Hmm.
F: I’m shit at that. Please don’t make me be a teacher again.
K: In Hell (or near Hell), that means you’re practically begging for it.
F: NOOOO!!!